A possie in Aussie

May 24, 2009

Wish YOU were black? Try an online auction

Filed under: humor,humour,race relations — Nayano @ 8:10 am
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Sundays are Fundays – and why not add a little commercialism? Thanks to reader Allana Lake for alerting me to this offer that is too good to miss – for a laugh!

Did you feel a bit left out at President Obama’s inauguration? Would you like to be called “brotha” or “sista” by someone unrelated to you?

‘Become an Honorary Black Person’ on Ebay!

The imperfect blog says:

“The winner of this auction will receive a signed certificate in a strong mahogany frame proclaiming him or her an honorary Black person”.

al-sharpton-certificate3

The winner will also receive “Gibson’s Secret Guide to Being Black”, a book full of handy hints like these:

“Even though it is grammatically incorrect the term “Black” should be capitalized at all times. However, leave the term “white” lowercase just to get a little piece of revenge against THE MAN”.

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