A possie in Aussie

August 16, 2009

Hippo racing in Australia- we do it naked!

Filed under: humor,humour — Nayano @ 10:20 am
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It’s Sunday Funday again – yay!

Global Visas claims that these are genuine tourist queries that were posted on an Australian Tourism Website.  The answers were actually published and were the answers of tourist ‘experts’ who either have a great sense of humour or a low tolerance of cretins!

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?

A:  A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
… Oh forget it.  Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross.  Come naked.

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Q:  Which direction is North in Australia?

A:  Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we’ll send the rest of the directions.

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Q:  Can I bring cutlery into Australia?

A:  Why? Just use your fingers like we do…

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Q:  Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK )

A:  You are a British politician, right?

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Q:  Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?

A:  No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal
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Q:  Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule?

A:  Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is
Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

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